Mr Vista's Interactive Adventure

you decide on the level of melancholy mishaps

You rush to the lifts. You are convinced that this moment is what your life is all about. This is the reason you are here.

Someone needs your help. Only you can be the hero.

All those taunts at school. All those years of being passed over for promotion. They all make sense now. They fit. You can see that now. It was all part of a plan. A plan to get you here, now, to save your colleague.

The lift doors slowly open, like a portal into your new exciting life - a life of meaning.

Inside the lift is stupid Rachel from accounts. What is she doing here? Lazy cow! Her office is only one floor up. And she has that damn perfume on.

Hmmmm. What should you do?

Click here to get in anyway. Mr Vista cares not for discomfort.

Click here to go back to your desk. Who were you foolin' boy.

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